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bacha aur teacher

bacha apni teacher se: teache aap mujeh bohat achi lagti ho, mein aap se shadi karooga. teacher gussay se: mujhe bacho se nafrat ...

Posted on Apr 16, 2013

Qabil

aik baap ko iss ke bachay ke baray mein school teacher ka khat mila. baap ne ghusse mein betay ko bulaya aur garaj kar kaha. .." t...

Posted on Apr 13, 2013

zabardasti

aik bachay ko samajh nahi araha tha ke chhutti ke liye kya bahana banaye. aakhir iss ne ustaad se darkhwast ki ke " apne dada ki ...

Posted on Apr 10, 2013

Sawal hall karo

ustaad shagird se: mujeh se riazi ka koi sawal poocho hall nah kiya to 50 rupay inaam. shagird: pani mein 5 batakhen ja rahi th...

Posted on Apr 08, 2013

teen lafz jo sab se zyada bole jatay hain

ustaad: wo teen lafz batao jo sab se zyada bole jate hain bacha: mujhe nahee pata ustaad: shabash beth jao

Posted on Apr 07, 2013

sharafat

Ustaad Shagird se: Ye tumharay sath chhota bacha kon hai? Shagird: Ye mera chhota bhai sharafat hai. Ustaad: Isay school q laye ...

Posted on Apr 07, 2013

jesa karoge wesa bharoge

ustaad : koi kahani sunaaoo ke sath . shagird : aik din hum chacha ke ghar gaye woh soye huay thay . phir aik din woh hamaray gh...

Posted on Apr 05, 2013

dunya mein kitnay bar e aazam hain

ustaad: dunya mein kitnay bar e aazam hain ? shagird : 4 ustaad: kaun kaun say ? shagird: Quaid e Azam, Mughal e Azam, Sikandar...

Posted on Apr 02, 2013

zamee aur chaand ka apas me rishta

Ustaad: batao zameen aur chaand ka apas me kya rishta hai? Shagird: behan bhai ka Ustaad: woh kaisay? Shagird: q kay log ...

Posted on Mar 27, 2013

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