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bacha aur teacher

bacha apni teacher se: teache aap mujeh bohat achi lagti ho, mein aap se shadi karooga. teacher gussay se: mujhe bacho se nafrat ...

Posted on Apr 16, 2013

Sawal hall karo

ustaad shagird se: mujeh se riazi ka koi sawal poocho hall nah kiya to 50 rupay inaam. shagird: pani mein 5 batakhen ja rahi th...

Posted on Apr 08, 2013

teen lafz jo sab se zyada bole jatay hain

ustaad: wo teen lafz batao jo sab se zyada bole jate hain bacha: mujhe nahee pata ustaad: shabash beth jao

Posted on Apr 07, 2013

sharafat

Ustaad Shagird se: Ye tumharay sath chhota bacha kon hai? Shagird: Ye mera chhota bhai sharafat hai. Ustaad: Isay school q laye ...

Posted on Apr 07, 2013

aik saans mein jawab do

ustaad shagird se in charon salawon ke jawab ek hi saans mein do. 1. America ki wazeer e kharija ka name kya hai 2. minar e p...

Posted on Apr 05, 2013

jesa karoge wesa bharoge

ustaad : koi kahani sunaaoo ke sath . shagird : aik din hum chacha ke ghar gaye woh soye huay thay . phir aik din woh hamaray gh...

Posted on Apr 05, 2013

dunya mein kitnay bar e aazam hain

ustaad: dunya mein kitnay bar e aazam hain ? shagird : 4 ustaad: kaun kaun say ? shagird: Quaid e Azam, Mughal e Azam, Sikandar...

Posted on Apr 02, 2013

zamee aur chaand ka apas me rishta

Ustaad: batao zameen aur chaand ka apas me kya rishta hai? Shagird: behan bhai ka Ustaad: woh kaisay? Shagird: q kay log ...

Posted on Mar 27, 2013

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