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Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha

Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha Police: Kya Kar Rahe Ho ? Santa: Abbu KAY Liye Dua, Police: Ye To bachay Ki Qabar Hai Sa...

Posted on Mar 24, 2013

Agar duniya ki saari Aurton ka chehra ek jaisa hota

SANTA:-Agar duniya ki saari Aurton ka chehra ek jaisa hota to kya hota ? BANTA:- Whi hota jo Gas Cylender ka hota hai... Aaj iss...

Posted on Jan 24, 2013

santa with sania mirza

Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki Banta: That's Great Yaar.. Usne Kya Kahaa..?? Santa: Usne Kaha WRONG N...

Posted on Feb 18, 2011

santa ka bacha

Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

Posted on Feb 18, 2011

air hostess to santa

Air hostess: Aap 1 gante me 4bar toilet gaye! R U OK? Kya aap ko chain nahi hai? Santa: 'Chain' hai par khulti nahi hai!!!

Posted on Feb 18, 2011

maths teacher to santa

Maths teacher to santa,if u had 1000Rs in your pocket and 1000Rs in the other pocket , wat would u think ? Santa: YEH PANT K...

Posted on Feb 18, 2011

a man told santa ur son is dead

1 DAY SANTA N BANTA WERE STANDING AT fifty FLOOR OF A BUILDING A MAN TOLD SANTA UR SON IS DEAD!!!!!!!! HEARING THIS SARDAR jI ...

Posted on Feb 18, 2011

lady to inspector santa

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he has not come back yet! Santa: Why do not u cook some...

Posted on Feb 18, 2011

a lady calls santa for repairing door bell.

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa does not turns up for four days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm comi...

Posted on Feb 18, 2011

once someone sent sms to santa

Once someone sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha. Santa got angry & replied: Bhejnewala gadha, Padhnewala maha...

Posted on Feb 18, 2011

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