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dhamaka khaiz mawaaz

Police Inspector: hamen ittila mili hai ke aap ke ghar par dhamaka khaiz mawad mojood hai Aadmi: Jee ittila to theek hai leki...

Posted on Dec 09, 2013

Jinn aur Insaan

Jinn: kya hukum hai mere aaqa ? Insaan: mere ghar se america tak road banado Jinn: bohat mushkil kaam hai mere aaqa Insaan: phi...

Posted on Jun 06, 2013

Izzat

Shohar (apni bivi se): tumhare dil mai mere liye kitni izzat hai? Bivi: Agar aap chaarpai pe bethe hue hun to mai niche beth jao ...

Posted on Apr 16, 2013

kon thi woh

shohar aur biwi khanay ke liye gaye tou waha kisi larki ne hello kaha biwi: kon the yeh? shohar: mera dimag kharab nah karo abhi...

Posted on Apr 14, 2013

Gaana

shohar ne be suri aawaz mein gana shuru kiya to biwi ne foran kaha. . . mere abba marhoom jab gana gatay thay to urrtay parinday ...

Posted on Apr 10, 2013

panaah

aik aadmi ghabraya hua police station aya, inspector sahib muje giraftaar kar lijiye. me ne apni biwi ke sar par laathi mari hai....

Posted on Apr 09, 2013

biwi ki farmaishen

shohar mein tumhari roz roz ki farmaishon se tang agaya hoon is liye khudkush karne laga hoon. biwi: do teen safed suit tou le ...

Posted on Apr 05, 2013

Roomal

biwi shopping kar ke ghar aai aur shohar se boli : ” dekhye! mein aap ke liye kitna acha romal layi hon ". shohar ne herat se kapr...

Posted on Apr 04, 2013

laal baig

pehla dost : tum aglay janam mein kya ban-na pasand karo ge ? dosra dost : laal baig pehla dost : kiyon ? dosra dost : kiyon ke...

Posted on Apr 03, 2013

biwion se darnay walay aur na darnay walay

badshah ne elaan karwaya kay shadi shudah mard do lines mein kharay ho jayen 1. aik line mein woh jo biwi say dartay hain 2...

Posted on Apr 01, 2013

seedhi baat no bakwaass

wife jab desi sharab peetay ho to mujhe paro kehtay hon, beer peetay ho to darling, par aaj bhootni q kaha, shohar: aaj mene SP...

Posted on Mar 24, 2013

jisam ka koi bhi hissa bahar na nikalen

aik aadmi train me peshab kar kay wapas aya. Biwi: tumhara pyjama itna geela kyu hai? aadmi: Toilet mein likha hai kay "jisa...

Posted on Mar 24, 2013

khobsurati zyada achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi

Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi? Husband: Mujhey to tumhari yeh mazaaq ki aadat bohot achi Lagti ...

Posted on Feb 09, 2013

Biwi asman pr sitarey dekhtey huay boli

Biwi asman pr sitarey dekhtey huay boli: Batao wo konsi cheez ha jo tum roz dekhte ho lekin tor nahi sakte ? shohar: Tumhar...

Posted on Feb 03, 2013

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