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Love Letter

Arz kia Hai...

Jitne bhi Love Letter tum ne mujhe likhay thay Faraz
Sab parh liye abbu ne khool kar daraz...

Buhat Pita Hoga!

Posted on Jan 27, 2014

Rishtay Daar

Kabhi apne baray mai bura na socho...
Kyun k
Is ka theka aap k rishtay daaron ne lia hua hai

Posted on Nov 25, 2013

Pogo

Barray Dinon se apne doston ko bhool gaya tha faraz
Aaj pogo channel dekha to sab yaad agaye...

Oye chotay bheem kia haal hai tera! :D

Posted on Nov 21, 2013

Agar duniya ki saari Aurton ka chehra ek jaisa hota

SANTA:-Agar duniya ki saari Aurton ka chehra ek jaisa hota to kya hota ?
BANTA:- Whi hota jo Gas Cylender ka hota hai... Aaj isske Ghar kal usske Ghar

Posted on Jan 24, 2013

Gabbar wala darr

Gabbar wala darr ab purana ho gaya.. Aajkal door gaon me raat ko jab maa-baap sote nahi. To bacha kehta hai So jaa bapu warna itni mahengai me ek aur ho jayega.

Posted on Jan 24, 2013

Tell me any 4 versions of Java

Sardar Microsoft kay office interview kay liye gaya
Interviewer : Java kay koi 4 version batayen?
Sardar : Mar java , Mit Java, Lut java, Main sadkay java...:p

Posted on Jan 19, 2013

computer system panjabi

agar computer system punjabi main hota to:
welcome... ji aayaan nun
ok... aaho
send... ghalo/sutto
download... thallay lao
delete... mitti pao
search... labbo
run... nasso
syntax error... dur fitai mounh
cntrl alt del... siyapa ee mokao

Posted on Jan 10, 2013

pareshan nah hon

agar aap ki biwi kehna nahi maanti to pareshan nah hon yeh koy aisi baat nahi. aap ko yaad rakhna ho ga kay kisi ki bhi nahi maanti.
saaray shadi shuda is parcham talay aik hain.

Posted on Jan 10, 2013

dimagh ka operation

hospital ka amla sheikh k
pich bhag raha tha.
logon n pocha kya hua
doctor:
4 bar aisa hua
yeh dimagh k opration k
bahaney aata hy
or
tind krwa k bhag jata ha.

Posted on Nov 29, 2012

bewaqoof

ek teacher ne ek ladke se pucha:agar tumhare paas chaar toffee hain!unme se maine do le lee to tumhare paas kitni toffee bachen gi?
baccha bola:chaar
teacher:vo kaise
baccha bola:main thodi na bewakoof hoon jo do toffee ap ko de dunga.

Posted on Nov 29, 2012