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Ustad Shagird

Haath

Ustaad: Agar tumhare dayen hath par mashriq ho to bayen hath par kia hoga?
Shagird: Janab! Aik angotha aur chaar ungliyan.

Posted on May 07, 2014

Cycle

ustaad ney class ke bachon ki shararaton se tang aakar unhen seedhay lait kar tangen cycle ki terhan chalanay ki saza day di .
aik bachay ney thak kar kuch der baad tangen chalana band kar deen .
ustaad ney wajah poochi to bachay ney masomiyat se kaha" sir meri chain utar gayi hai. "

Posted on Mar 10, 2014

Kursi

Ali rota howa ghar aaya to maa ny poocha :" beta ro kiyon rahay ho? "
Ali :" master sahib ny mara hai. "
maa :" kiyon mara hai? "
Ali :" master sahib ki kursi par roshnaye giri hui thi, woh bethnay lagey to mein ny socha un ke kapray kharab ho jayen ge, bas mein ny peechay se kursi khech li. "

Posted on Mar 04, 2014

Master Sahab

master sahib ne bachon ko khamoshi ke faiday betaye aur phir poocha .
master sahib :" jo shakhs musalsal boltaa ho aur kisi dosray ko bolnay ka mauqa nah day, hum ussay kya kahen ge? "
pichaly konay se aawaz aayi :" master sahib. "

Posted on Mar 04, 2014

Ghussa

Ustad har roz Shagird se kehta tha.
Tumhari umar mai Quaid-e-Azam ne matric kar lia tha.
Shagird aik din tang aa kar bola:
Sir aap ki umar mai bhutto phansi charh gaya tha.

Posted on Jan 02, 2014

Abbu

Teacher: Tumhare abbu kitne saal k hain?
Student: Sir jitne saal ka mai hun.
Teacher: Wo kaise?
Student: Jis din mai paida hua usi din to wo abbu banay.

Posted on Dec 26, 2013

Bhens Ka Doodh

Aik bacha dosre bachay se: Meri miss kehti hain k bhens ka dodh peene se dimagh taiz hota hai.
Dosra bacha: Yaar mazaq karti hon gi, agar aisa hota to "Bhens ka apna bacha engineer hota."

Posted on Dec 18, 2013

Hisaab

Teacher: 2 mai se 2 nikle to kia bachaa?
Student: Hum ko sawal samajh nahi aya.
Teacher: Tumhare paas 2 rotiyan theen tum ne un ko kha lia ab kia bachaa?
Student: Salan...

Posted on Dec 09, 2013

Aik hi Khuwab

Teacher: Tum barray ho kar kia karo ge?
Shagird: Shadi...!
Teacher: Nahi! Mera Matlab hai kia bano ge?
Shagird: Dulha...!
Teacher: Oho! Bhaee barray ho kar kia hasil karo ge?
Shagird: Dulhan.
Teacher: Nalaiq! Mera matlab yeh hai k barray ho kar maa baap k liye karo ge?
Shagird: Baho laon ga...!
Teacher: Tumahare papa tum se kia chahte hain?
Shagird: Pota...!
Teacher: (Ghusay se) Tumhari zindagi ka kia maqsad hai?
Shagird: Shadi...!

Posted on Nov 21, 2013

Farq

Teacher: In do jumlon mai farq karo.
Us ne khudkashi ki.
Us ko khudkashi karni parri.
Bacha: Pehla berozgar tha, dosra shadi shuda.

Posted on Nov 16, 2013