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Pagal

tum pagal kaisay huay

doctor pagal se: tum pagal kaisay huay ?

pagal: mene aik bewa se shadi ki uski jawan beti se mere bap ne shadi kar li mera baap mera damaad ban gaya youn meri beti meri maan ban gai, uskay ghar beti hui youn wo meri behan hui magar me uski nani ka shohar tha iss liye woh meri nawasi bhi hui iss tarah mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aur me apne betay ka bhanja.

doctor: uth kuttay ke bachay tu mujhe bhi pagal karega

Posted on Apr 13, 2013

chaye mein mirchi

ek pagal dosre se agr hum chaye mein mirchi dal den to kaisi hogi?
dosra pagal aray bewaqof yeh halwa nahee hai k is mien mirchi dalenge

Posted on Feb 09, 2013

Pagal Khanay

aik sahib apnay dost ke ghar rehnay gaye, dost ka aik he bacha tha jin say sahib har waqt baten kartay rehtay they, bacha in ke har waqt bolnay say bay had tang tha, aik din sahib ne bachay say kaha. agar mein kahon ke abhi raat ho rahi hai magar din ka waqt ho to tum kya karo gaye ? ”

bachay ne munh banatay huay jawab diya. “ abbu say kahon ga ke aap ko pagal khanaay lay jayen. ”

Posted on Dec 24, 2012