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Ranjish

2 afraad jin ke darmiyan kuch ranjish thi aik aisi gali mein aamnay samnay aagaye .
jahan dono ikathay nahi guzar satke thay .
kam az kam aik ko zaroor side par hona parna tha .
.. .
ab kuch der to woh kharray rahay .
aakhir aik sahib bolay :" mein gadhon ko rasta nahi diya karta. "
yeh sun kar dosray sahib muskuratay hue aik taraf ho gaye aur kaha :
" mein day diya karta hon. "

Posted on Jun 20, 2014

Mitti ka Tail

Ustaad: Mitti ka tail kahan se nikalta hai?
Hanif: Janab canister se.

Posted on Jun 17, 2014

Barjastagi

Aik dafa aik amriki apni biwi ki qabar par phool charhane gaya. Us ki nazar qareeb oi aik angrez par pari jo apni biwi ki qabar par phal rakh raha tha.
Amriki hairan hua. Us ne angrez se pocha. Tumhari biwi phal khane kab uthay gi? Angrez ne barjasta jawab dia jab tumhari biwi phool songhne uthay gi.

Posted on May 12, 2014

Pounay Teen

Ikhtiyar-e-taranum se tabasum ki roshni ko jala dena
Mai sonay laga hun mujhe pounay teen bajay utha dena

Posted on May 07, 2014

Party

Party mai maizbaan buhat pareshan hua kyun k log buhat thay aur khana kam tha aakhir wo mehmanon se bola jo log larkay walon ki side hain wo kharay hun, bees log kharay hue phir kaha k larki wale bhi kharay hun pachees log kharay hue.
Phir us ne kaha: Aap sab log chale jayen kyun k yeh Birthday Party hai!

Posted on May 07, 2014

Awami Toilet

Awaami Toilet k Bahar likha tha
Bara 15 ka chhota 10 ka
Aik aadmi aaya aur bola
Ustaad ji baraf vi paa k denday oo?

Posted on Apr 24, 2014

Television

aik boorha : mera khayaal hai kay television akhbar ki jagah le le ga .
dosra : ahmaq kahin ke, bhala television se bhi kabhi makhiyan uraa sakta hai ?

Posted on Apr 14, 2014

Nishana

aik cricketer apni saas ko maroob karne ke liye match dekhnay ke liye sath le kar aaya. jab is ki baari aayi to is ne apni saathi batsman se kaha .
" meri saas bhi tamashaiyon mein mojood hai aur mein zabardast shots laganay ki koshish karoon ga .
saathi batsman ne be takalufana andaaz mein kaha .
" tum ahmaq ho, bhala tum apni saas ko itnay tamashaiyon mein nishana kaisay banaao ge? "

Posted on Apr 14, 2014

Awaaz

pehla dost : prson meri biwi kunvey mein giri bohat chout lagi baichari ko, bohat cheekh rahi thi .
dosra dost : ab kaisi hai ?
pehla : ab theek hai kal se kunvey mein se aawaz nahi aa rahi .

Posted on Mar 26, 2014

Semi Final

shadi ki taqreeb mein dulhan ka pehla mangetar bhi bara sajh dhaj ke aaya howa tha .
aik sahib neh poocha :" kya dulha aap hain? "
" jee nahi. mein to Simi final mein ho knock out ho gaya tha. "

Posted on Mar 24, 2014