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Larka Larki

Ooncha Kaarobar

larki kaka shararti se : mein us se shadi karoon gi jis ka kaarobar bohat ouncha ho .
kaka shararti : mujh se kar lo mein minaar Pakistan ke oopar paapar bechta hon .

Posted on May 09, 2014

Shekhiyan

larke naay apni girl friend ko msg kya :" kahan ho? "
larki naay jawab diya. mein is waqt papa ki nai BMW car mein baith kar club ja rahi hon, wahan se aik five star hotel mein aik taqreeb mein shirkat karni hai is liye mein tum se shaam ko baat karoon gi, waisay tum kahan hon .
larka. mein rote number 55 ki local bas mein tumhari peechay wali seat par betha hon, kiraya nah dena mein nay day diya hai

Posted on Feb 24, 2014

Tafseel

Larka: Tumhara naam kia hai?
Larki: Mai kyun bataon?
Larka: Mat batao, mai konsa tumhe apni Honda car mai bitha k 5 star resturant mai le jane wala tha!
Larki: Naam Hina, B.com final Year, Jinah college, College timing Subah 1 se 8 baje tak, Jumma ko Subah 8 se 12 baje tak, Itwar ki chutti, jati abbu k sath hun wapsi par akeli hoti hun.

Posted on Dec 18, 2013

Raja Bazar

Aik larki park mai ghoom rahi thi.
Larka: Aap kia dhond rahi hain?
Larki (sharmate hue): Mai apni zindagi k liye humsafar talash kar rahi hun.
Larka: Nahi mila?
Larki: Nahi.
Larka: Baji rawalpindi raja bazar se pata karo wahan se auraton ki her cheez mil jati hai.

Posted on Oct 21, 2013

Aik Doojay k Liye

Aik larka aur larki park mai teheltay hue batain kar rahe thay. Larki keh rahi thi. "Mai tairna janti hun, tennis khelti hun, ghurr sawari bhi kar sakti hun, golf bhi khelti hun, car chalati hun, raqs bhi barra acha kar leti hun...! ab tum batao, kia kuch kar satke ho?"
Larkay ne fakhriya andaaz mai kehna shuru kia. "Mai button taank leta hun, khana bhi paka sakta hun, bistar bicha sakta hun, lapait sakta hun, bartan achi tarah dho leta hun, ghar ko saaf rakhne ka barra saleeqa hai aur sab se barh kar ye k... bachon ko sambhalne aur dekh bhaal karne mai apna jawab nahi."
"Aaha... Buhat khoob!" Larki khush ho kar boli phir to hum dono ko buhat jald shadi kar leni chahiye.

Posted on Oct 08, 2013

Sukhi

Larka larki se keh raha hai "mai shakeel ki tarah ameer to nahi, na hi mere paas us jesa bangla hai, na hi mere paas us jesi gaari hai, na hi mere paas utni doulat hai, phir bhi mai tumhe sukhi rakhne ki pori koshish karun ga."
Larki ne sunnay k baad jawab dia: "Acha theek hai lekin mujhe shakeel k mutaliq aur bhi batao."
"Us Ka Address aur Phone Number bhi."

Posted on Sep 26, 2013

aapk naam

larka university mein larki se: aap ka naam?
larki: mujhe sab behan kehte hain
larka: acha tou woh aap hain jiss ke waja se sab mujhe behnoi kehte hain

Posted on Jun 07, 2013

sardi mein marr rahi

woh aaj bhi sardi mein mar rahi hai

FARAZ

mene ek baar kaha tha tum sweater k bagher katrina kaif lagti ho

Posted on Apr 16, 2013

Ishq ke bemaar

jahan dekho ishq ke bemar bethe hain
hazaron margaye lakhon tayyar bethay hain
barbad kar ke apni taleem larkion ke peeche,
phir kehte hain key,
Molvi sahab dua karen berozgar bethe hain.

oo insaan banjao ab...

Posted on Apr 16, 2013

tum Ab pehle jaise nahi rahe

Larki: "tum cigarette mat piya karo, bohot badbu aati hai..!"

Larke ne cigarette pina chhore diya...

larki: "tum paan, gutka mat khaya karo... daant kharab ho jayenge..!"

Larke ne paan aur gutka khana bhi chhore diya...

Larki: "tum bike dhire chalaya karo, kahi accident na ho jaye..!"

Larke ne bike dheere chalani shuru kar di...

Larki: "tum apne baal thik se rakha karo, acche nahi lagte aisay"

Larke ne apne baal thik kar liye...

Kuch mahine Baad...

Larki: "tum Ab pehle jaise nahi rahe..!!!









Posted on Apr 03, 2013

Family Planning

larka: hum 25 behan bhai hain

larki: kya tumharay ghar family planning walay nahee aye ?

larka: aye thay lekin school samajh kar wapas chalay gaye.

Posted on Mar 25, 2013

Aaj se hamara rishta khatam

larki: Aaj se hamara rishta khatam
Hum ek dusre ko sare gift wapis karte hain..
Larka: Thik hai RECHARGE se start karte hain.
larki: oh, Ab Janu se mazaq b nahi kar sakti kya ?

Posted on Feb 09, 2013