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Baap aur Beta

Fouri Jhoot

aik sahib ka bacha awwal darjay ka jhoota tha. sahib yeh baat jantay thay, aik din onhon naay uss se kaha : dekho beta : tum agar aik lamha bhi soochey baghair koi jhoot bolo to mein tumhe bees rupay dun ga .
larke naay foran kaha : subah to aap naay chalees rupay kaha tha .

Posted on Mar 11, 2014

Laaiq

Baap: Beta 5 k baad kia aata hai?
Beta: 6, 7.
Baap: Wah mera beta to buhat laaiq hai, aur 6, 7 k baad kia aata hai?
Beta: 8, 9, 10.
Baap: Wah kia baat hai aur us k baad?
Beta: Gola, Begi, Baadshah, Yakkah.

Posted on Feb 20, 2014

Mobile

Baap: Is mobile ki jaan chor do is se tumhe rotti nahi milne wali.
Beta: koi baat nahi abbu jaan rotti banane wali to mil jaye gi.

Posted on Jan 29, 2014

Janwar

Baap apne bete se: Beta to sher ka bacha hai...
Beta: Papa school mai teacher bhi yehi kehti hain to kisi janwar ki aulaad lagta hai.

Posted on Dec 26, 2013

Jin

Beta: Papa hamare ghar mai jin hain?
Baap: Yeh jin waghera kuch nahi hotay.
Beta: Papa nokarani kehti hai hamare ghar mai jin hain.
Baap: saman pack karo.
Beta: Kyun papa?
Baap: Abay hamare ghar mai koi nokarani hi nahi hai.

Posted on Dec 23, 2013

Jhot

Aik shakhs aisa robot ghar laya, jo jhot bolne par thappar maarta tha. Agli subah us ka beta bola. "Papa aaj mai school nahi jaon ga, mere pait mai dard hai."
Robot ne usay thappar raseed kar dia.
Baap ne kaha. "dekho beta! aap ne jhot bola, Isi liye aap ko saza mili hai, Mai jab aap jitna tha to kabhi jhot nahi bolta tha."
Robot ne baap ko bhi aik thappar jarr dia.

Posted on Nov 19, 2013

Generation Gap

Maine apne dad ko bataya mujhe aik apple aur aik black berry ki zarorat hai.
To unhon ne jawab mai kaha: Kinnon ka season hai beta kinnon kha kinnon.

Posted on Oct 07, 2013

meri wali aur teri wali

baap: beta quon ro rahay ho? mujhe dost samajh kar bata do
beta: kuch nahee yaar sabzi ke paison se mene apni wali ko mobile balance load karwa diya tou teri wali ne bohat maara

Posted on Apr 16, 2013

Motorcycle zaroor le kar doonga

baap: iss bar imthehaan ke baad tumhe motorcycle zaroor le kardooga chahe tum pass ho ya fail
beta: sach ?
baap: haan beta pass hue to HONDA aur fail hue tou Yamaha

Honda University Janay Ke liye aur Yamaha Doodh Bechne ke liye.

Posted on Apr 14, 2013

dard

aik nanha bacha school se ghar aya to us ne apni ammi se kaha! bhook se pait mai dard ho raha hai. Us ki ammi ne jaldi se khana us k agay laga dia or kaha zahir hai pait mai kuch ho ga nahi to dard to hoga.
"sham ko bacha home work kar raha tha, us k walid ghar mai dakhil hue aur kaha begum mere sar mai dard ho raha hai."
nanhe bache ne yeh suna to kaha " zahir hai sar mai kuch ho ga nahi to dard to hoga."

Posted on Apr 13, 2013

Qabil

aik baap ko iss ke bachay ke baray mein school teacher ka khat mila. baap ne ghusse mein betay ko bulaya aur garaj kar kaha. .." tumhe maloom hai tumharay teacher ne iss khat mein kya likha hai? "
" jee nahi. .. !" betay ne nafi mein sar hilatay huay kaha. . .
" tumharay teacher ne likha hai ke shayad woh zindagi bhar tumhe kuch na sikha sakay. .. "
" mein ne to pehlay hai kaha tha yeh teacher kisi qabil nahi hai." bachay ne mun bana kar kaha .

Posted on Apr 13, 2013

ijazat

beta apne walid se: me itna bada kab ho jauga kay jab mujhe ammi se pooche bagher bahar jane ki ijazat hogi.

baap: mazloomiat se beta itna bada to abhi me bhi nahee hua

Posted on Apr 13, 2013

ghar me hi chakkar

bacha: abbu aap kis se pyaar karte hain?

abbu: tumhari ammi se

bacha: abbu bohat chalak ho ghar mein hi chakkar chalaya hua hai.

Posted on Apr 03, 2013